Finance Bro Simulator
A satirical Wall Street career sim for iOS and PC
About the Game
Finance Bro Simulator is a satirical career sim set in the world of modern Wall Street. Start as a wide-eyed analyst, grind through 100-hour weeks, and climb your way toward managing director. Along the way: trade stocks, push into prediction markets, schmooze clients, navigate office politics, and — if you get greedy enough — attract the attention of the SEC.
It is equal parts a love letter and a roast of finance bro culture. The systems are real: prices move, markets react, trades clear. The culture it skewers is real too — just exaggerated for laughs.
Core Features
- Live-feel markets. Stocks, ETFs, and prediction markets driven by an event-driven pricing engine. Your trades move price; news moves price; the market rewards reading the room.
- Career progression. Start as an analyst, move through associate, VP, and beyond. Each rung unlocks new responsibilities, new risks, and new ways to make (or lose) it big.
- Office politics. Rivals, mentors, HR, and one very persistent compliance officer. Who you align with shapes your career trajectory.
- Regulatory pressure. Cut corners long enough and the SEC will come knocking. Legal counsel is a line item.
- Satirical tone. Sharp, self-aware writing that takes the piss out of finance culture without punching down.
- Retro 2D presentation. Pixel art trading floors, suits, bull-pit energy.
Release
Finance Bro Simulator is scheduled for release in May 2026 on iOS and Steam for Windows and macOS. Final pricing and exact release date will be announced as launch approaches. Follow our studio account for updates.
Press & Media
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